I Love Waving at Random People, Because you know for the Rest of The Day they are trying to Figure out who the hell you were =]Y *ROTFL* =))
NAUGHTY BY NATURE by Tayo Olujimi
ADE: You said you were not coming here today, so why are you here now?
CHINMA: I decided to leave the house, because of my uncle
ADE: are you angry, he didn't buy something for you?
CHINMA: No, he came into the house and started calling me so many pet names
ADE: So what's wrong with that?
CHINMA: That's what he does anytime he wants to send me on a difficult errand.
Nigerian Girls Sha =|
Sometimes I wonder why they are so Heartless..
It's better you don't Give me your Number, than you give it to me and when I start calling you, you would save it as *Don't Pick* ~=-)
Most Nigerian Wives Give their Husband Sound Advice
99% Sound
1% Advice
=))
Boy: Hello I found a lost bag wit $10,000
Presenter:
I believe u want 2return d bag?
Boy: I just want 2dedicate a song 2him. My helper ooo my helper"
Nigerians can Boast of anything. Imagine someone boasting of a toothbrush he's been using since 2001. Maka why?" :'(
Lol!
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