Showing posts with label Laughs. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Laughs. Show all posts

Friday, April 3, 2015

Cool facts 9

Do you know that:

Isaac Newton used to be a Member of parliament

American teachers are legally allowed to spank children in the classroom in 19 states

The Japanese have sex ~48x a year while Brazilians do it ~145x

Black & White Americans use drugs at almost identical rates, but black people are 3x for likely to be arrested for it

Laugh syncope is a condition where one laughs so hard that they pass out

Women are more likely to get in a car accident on a weekday, men more likely to crash on the weekend

10% of world's food supply is consumed by insects

Green tea has 50% more Vitamin C than black tea

57% have had Déjà vu

You forget 90% of your dreams

Harvard University's original name was Cambridge

1/3 billionaires don't have college degrees

Chocolate milk was invented in Jamaica

Chicago has the only post office where u can drive your car through

If hot water is suddenly poured into a glass, that glass is more likely to break if it is thick than if it is thin

Your Liver is 96% water

The 6 official languages of the UN:
Arabic
Chinese
English
French
Russian
& Spanish

Women find men more attractive when they get attention from other women

People who don't count on their fingers as children become better at math later in life

Tokyo was originally called "Edo"

The sun is 400x larger than the moon but also 400x farther from Earth, making the two bodies appear the same size in the sky

Qn:
Which two men were convicted on the Oklahoma city bombing?

Qn:
Before it began to lean, the tower of Pisa was built to be what?

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Cool facts 9

Do you know that:

Isaac Newton used to be a Member of parliament

American teachers are legally allowed to spank children in the classroom in 19 states

The Japanese have sex ~48x a year while Brazilians do it ~145x

Black & White Americans use drugs at almost identical rates, but black people are 3x for likely to be arrested for it

Laugh syncope is a condition where one laughs so hard that they pass out

Women are more likely to get in a car accident on a weekday, men more likely to crash on the weekend

10% of world's food supply is consumed by insects

Green tea has 50% more Vitamin C than black tea

57% have had Déjà vu

You forget 90% of your dreams

Harvard University's original name was Cambridge

1/3 billionaires don't have college degrees

Chocolate milk was invented in Jamaica

Chicago has the only post office where u can drive your car through

If hot water is suddenly poured into a glass, that glass is more likely to break if it is thick than if it is thin

Your Liver is 96% water

The 6 official languages of the UN:
Arabic
Chinese
English
French
Russian
& Spanish

Women find men more attractive when they get attention from other women

People who don't count on their fingers as children become better at math later in life

Tokyo was originally called "Edo"

The sun is 400x larger than the moon but also 400x farther from Earth, making the two bodies appear the same size in the sky

Qn:
Which two men were convicted on the Oklahoma city bombing?

Qn:
Before it began to lean, the tower of Pisa was built to be what?

See more facts here

Kindly, Like us on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/Enlightenmemore

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Friday, February 6, 2015

Just for laughs !

I Love Waving at Random People, Because you know for the Rest of The Day they are trying to Figure out who the hell you were =]Y *ROTFL* =))

NAUGHTY BY NATURE by Tayo Olujimi
ADE: You said you were not coming here today, so why are you here now?

CHINMA: I decided to leave the house, because of my uncle

ADE: are you angry, he didn't buy something for you?

CHINMA: No, he came into the house  and started calling me so many pet names

ADE:  So what's wrong with that?

CHINMA: That's what he does anytime he wants to send me on a difficult errand.

Nigerian Girls Sha =|

Sometimes I wonder why they are so Heartless..

It's better you don't Give me your Number, than you give it to me and when I start calling you, you would save it as *Don't Pick* ~=-)

Most Nigerian Wives Give their Husband Sound Advice

99% Sound
1% Advice

=))

Boy: Hello I found a lost bag wit $10,000

Presenter:
I believe u want 2return d bag?

Boy: I just want 2dedicate a song 2him. My helper ooo my helper"

Nigerians can Boast of anything. Imagine someone boasting of a toothbrush he's been using since 2001. Maka why?" :'(

Lol!

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